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Ok, here it is folks! Everything you always wanted to know about me .... according to Emode that is. What's Emode?? A series of hilariously fun, but otherwise pretty useless, personality tests. Read on to see if I sum up to what you thought. My results: The Coffee Test ~ Bold, energetic, and always ready. Is that you or your coffee? To the casual observer, there's really no difference. How you take your coffee provides people with a small window into your personality. Here's what one might see... For you, coffee is a tool. Your drinking style labels you as a go-getter. A non-stop hard worker. Coffee gives you the jump-start you need in the morning and keeps you going throughout the day. Your fellow coffee drinkers most likely see you as resourceful, energetic, and tireless. You are always on. If a job needs to get done, you're just the type to make it happen. Your coffee style says that you're very flexible and that you adapt well to change. In fact, you require a lot of variety in your life. You probably juggle many tasks at once or move quickly from one task to the next. You are driven by your desire to accomplish many things, and sometimes it might seem like there isn't enough time in the day. Creative, quick and witty, you grab hold of life with both hands and hang on for the ride. What's My Passion Predictor? ~ When you're in love, the whole world knows it. The excitement of romance shines from your eyes. After all, love is grand. And so is intimacy, whispering sweet nothings, the occasional PDA, and the joy of being cuddled up and cozy with your partner...Yikes. Is that a sugar headache coming on? Nah - we're just jealous. Fact is, you've got a leg up on most folks when it comes to welcoming romance and nurturing its growth. Recognizing your gift for knowing what you need to stay happy in love will guide you through uncertain times. What more could anyone ask for? Here's the catch: You might want to check in with yourself from time to time to make sure you're not avoiding real intimacy or hiding behind romantic games. We know, we know. It's more fun to just play. But keep in mind that true love is worth the work! Intimacy Rating: 9~ What's My Beauty Aura? ~ You're always looking for ways to enhance your look and make a stunning impact on everyone you meet. You love to indulge yourself and experiment with your look along the way. Beauty may only be skin deep, but your beauty routine doesn't end there. You not only want smooth, soft skin and a wrinkle-free smile, you're not satisfied unless you smell delicious and feel fabulous, as well. Which "Friend" Am I? ~ Um, ok! You're, like Phoebe. Ok, so you may not have Phoebe's, well, special intuition or, um, musical talent. But, like everyone's favorite beautiful-blond-psychic-masseuse, you never lie and your friends are the most important thing in your life. Who's My Type? ~ Who's My Inner Rock Star? ~ Ooooh lady, you've got it going on. The rock star part of you is all Sade. Sleek, sexy, and untouchable, you are the ultimate smooth operator. People tune in to you whenever they want to unwind and get into that sexy mood. You know how to keep cool and keep a low profile. And you're never one to unveil your mystique by making too many appearances. By staying true to your talent and staying out of the spotlight, you've become as rare and welcome as love's first blush at sunset. The fans are totally fascinated, so go ahead and use it. Strut your inner Sade. Is My Sex Drive in Shape? ~ Buckle your seatbelt and hold on! Your sex drive is at full throttle in Overdrive. Your hormones are surging at full strength, and your interest in America's other national pastime is over the top. The only thing you need to worry about (besides having an equally enthusiastic counterpart) is keeping up with yourself. If your mind is willing, you really don't want your body to slow you down, do you? And that means you should pay special attention to your health, fitness, and happiness. What's my Love Story? ~ The Loving Too Much story stems from your overflowing loveand hope. Sometimes, however, it can be muddied by misguided feelings, expectations and sometimes, an unrequited desire. The people you're most attracted to are usually just out of reach and all the more alluring for it - like those early crushes on teen idols. The less available your partner is, emotionally and physically, the more desirable he becomes. You daydream, and your imagination fills in the details that reality hasn't provided. Do you ever seek out indirect contact with this person, visiting his workplace or getting to know his friends? Do you find yourself dreaming about marriage after a second date, or perhaps after a quick affair? The hit film "Fatal Attraction" illustrates an extreme version of the Loving Too Much story - taking it to abnormal levels. What it doesn't fully explore is the capacity for love that you probably possess. The Ultimate IQ test ~ Like Plato, your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game - to imagine or anticipate what should come next in just about any situation. The Ultimate Personality test ~ Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Socialite which means you are a Golden / Thinker Your primary sub-type is defined by "Golden" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics. That means you're confident, dependable, and goal-oriented - and when you make a plan you stick with it. Your natural friendliness and charm mean you're great at meeting people. And chances are you handle this popularity with grace since you take your personal life very seriously. What Breed of Dog Am I? ~ No bones about it, you're an intelligent, playful Pug. Witty and charming, you're a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. People just love you - a wonderful approachability and sense of humor put you at the top of everyone's list. And because you're smart and quick-witted, you attract a crowd wherever you go. (Have you ever considered running for office or starting a company? You've got the charisma for either.) But that doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty or mischievous when opportunity knocks - you've definitely got a nose for fun! A happy, optimistic breed, you're admired and respected by all. Woof! My Romantic Fantasy ~ Tied up on the railroad tracks, surrounded by a pack of wolves in the desert, stranded on a desert island, hasn't your hero shown up to save you yet? My True Color ~ You're yellow, the color of joy and energy - two things you definitely bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person - you! Which Shoe Fits Me ~ Skim latte and 20 minutes of that morning show: this sounds like how you might start your days if you're a Practical Pump. Maybe it's that you're the kind of person who looks put together - whether in jeans, an ultrahip suit, or a drop-dead dress. Am I a Sex Goddess? ~A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, Let's just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, you fill men with desire. Taking pride in your appearance, you have a very feminine way about you. Although you have perfected the art of innocent flirting, beneath that naive exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. And once you're in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. Smooth as silk in sexual situations,you know how to make your lovers melt. And you awe men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. You are a diva of delight. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! What Zodiac Sign Should I Be? ~A Scorpio! It's sooo you! The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a SCORPIO. You're just like a water sign, which comes out in the way you're so in tune with your emotions and your intuitions. Your symbol is a scorpion, which represents your secretive nature and your ability to emit a powerful poison when vengeful. A bundle of contradictions, you have the ability to demonstrate both the best and worst qualities that characterize human nature. Generally, you are intense and passionate, yet stubborn and competitive. You use your intuition fearlessly, and you have a tendency to explore the nature of existence through the study of philosophy and religion. Although it is difficult for you to trust others, whenever you finally do, the result is deep and powerful. On the downside, however, you must work hard to suppress your jealousy. Your dedication, drive, and persistence will guarantee you success, and you are known and respected for your imagination and idealism. |