HE SAID dunking chocolate chip cookies in OJ is delish, SHE SAID he is nuts!



It all started with a cookie. An ooey gooey scrumptious chocolate chip cookie. "OMG! You do WHAT with them?" My whole distaste with the event quite evident in the little black letters appearing on the white background of the Yahoo! Messenger dialogue box. He had just told me that one of his favorite snacks was to dip a chocolate chip cookie in.....in..... (I can barely even type it).....ORANGE JUICE!!! What a horrible thing to do with one of the greatest things ever created! I couldn't get the image out of my mind. Shudders of total disgust still wrack my body every time I think about it. Soooooo when, a few weeks later, I stumbled across a webpage entitled "The Corner", I knew what HAD to be done!!!

Hey now! What's this all about?
ROFLMBO

When I saw this, I just couldn't resist!!! Clicking on the graphic above will let you put someone bad in the corner too, just like our chocolate chip cookie orange juice dunking friend, Paul.




And I ask you again...WHAT, is wrong with dipping chocolate chip cookies in Orange Juice (Tang will do when OJ is not available). This provides a combination of two wonderful flavors in one, and it is totally delish! Actually, almost any cookie dipped in OJ is a splash of tasty delight to the taste buds! Needless to say, I was quite surprised to find that I had been tossed in the corner, for this even! Oh dear woman, I love ya, but you have started something, and I will be the one to finish it. You WILL get yours, he he he...

Moi? Bad? Waaaa, I wanna come out and play! Ahhhh, Freeeedommmm, where's the cookies and OJ?

Well, I Nevuh!

On December 5th, 1999, I was put in the corner for being bad! So, ole Bart and I kinda bonded, and well, I kind of adopted him.

I needed support from my friends to get me out of the corner, and on December 6th, I (Mr Niceguy) was released, only ONE day after my incarceration!

ROFL
How do I spell retaliation?
R-U-B-B-E-R
R-O-O-M
Darling, allow me to get your wrap...



Well now, I think that'll be the last time I put Paul in The Corner!! NO FAIR!!!!! I can't get outta the Rubber Room until my bed is needed for someone worse off than me. At least Paul had a chance to get friends to vote to let him out of the Corner! But......heehee......as of today, 12/14/99, he is still there!

NOT FAIR!!! I do not belong HERE!

*~*UPDATE*~*

Waaaaaaaa......The Corner got updated, and in actuality Paul was released the day after I put him there!!!! Again I say, NOT FAIR!!!!!

My only comfort is that the cookies of the world are united and standing behind me in this!!!

We the Cookies, in order to form a more perfect snack food...

You should be ashamed of yourself Paul!!! Look what you've done with your horrible idea of a snack!

Hi Paul,

I am Delana's expectant baby sister. I don't check my email very often since lately I have been a little queasy. I pulled this up and what do I find .......the most disgusting eating habit I think that I have ever heard of in my life. Just thought you'd like to know that after I finally started to get over my queasiness......I now find myself wanting to worship the porcelain god. HA! HA!

Take care....you two are way too funny!

:) Traci

Picking on my poor baby sister when she's not feeling well anyway? Oh sweetie, are you gonna PAY for this!!




Here it is...at least 3 months have passed now, Delana has been resting comfortably up in da Rubber Room, and all has been quiet lately, since my bombshell on the cookie idea. I cannot believe that no one has tried this OJ and not found it quite appealing. Yet, it is so, the Quizlet results (nearly 90% in favor of dunking cookies in milk rather than OJ) quite bitterly bring this to my attention. The Quizlet was however, non-scientific. Then today, March 24, 2000, I get this email...

WoW! You are super Brave, you went splunking for Dragon Treasure and a Dragon caught you! *LOL* You have to be quieter than that!!!!!! *Giggle* Hope you enjoy your all paid up stay...

Well now, my first question was..."splunking"? I went to my trusty Webster's, no splunking there. I know, maybe splunking is what you do with sploughnuts, which of course means I may be in need of another glass of splorange juice huh? Since Webster didn't know, I figured maybe they would know what splunking was at, where they go Cave Splunking for treasure...Seems that someone, no names mentioned (initials are D.E.L.A.N.A. though), volunteered me to go "splunking" there, and I kinda got captured.

Spuhwaht?

And would you believe, that I am considered a "treasure"? That's right, I am a treasure, he he he. Come to the Treasure Horde and see why I was snickered into the trickery of the splunking capturing caves. Oh, while you are there, I just KNOW some kind soul would like to rescue (please?) me from the cave.

and the saga continues...



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